If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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