is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just pee around me
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
