Well douche your snatch and let's go!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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