you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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