I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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