My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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