Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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