Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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