wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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