No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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