so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just pee around me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize