Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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