So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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