do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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