i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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