You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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