super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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