So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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