i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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