i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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