that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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