Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
did i walk over a car last night?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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