dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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