He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
