Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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