Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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