All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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