Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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