bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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