Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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