Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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