every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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