yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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