I just made out with a guy for $7.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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