I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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