At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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