I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It's blow job season.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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