So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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