Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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