I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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