If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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