At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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