Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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