I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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