your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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