Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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