YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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