Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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