I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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