The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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