Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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