She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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