I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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